Game 49 – Toronto @ Detroit – I NEED A DRINK

GOD. DAMN IT.

You know what? Don’t read this one. All I’m going to do is yell and cuss.

The Good

NOTHING.

The Bad

Oh you thought I was joking? I’m not joking. I didn’t see anything good tonight. I wish I hadn’t turned the damn thing on but I have a blog and a couple of you read this shit and I gotta talk about it. They were AWFUL. Nobody hustled, nobody looked good. I’d say maybe 5 legit scoring chances tonight. Toronto made us look like a damn beer league team. I THOUGHT WE HAD TURNED AROUND FINALLY. Fuck no, this team just wanted to dangle hope in front of me so they could crush it.

We’ve talked about elite talent and prospects and that shit around here but you know what. You know what elite talent is?

That’s fucking elite talent. Made our defense look like a JOKE. We let them pass around us like planets orbiting the fucking sun. Ericsson just standing there with, I think DeKeyser, helping Toronto screen the goalie. And that’s not all Ericsson helped with either!

YEAH THAT’S RIGHT KEN. ERICSSON HAS SCORED 4 GOALS IN TWO WEEKS AGAINST THE RED WINGS. WHO HE PLAYS FOR. DOES CAPS LOCK GET BIGGER THAN THIS?

For fuck’s sake! What does this team need to do to show up to a fucking game and play hockey. They were tired, sure, but I refuse to believe that this team is this bad. No speed in the offensive zone. No movement of the puck except for when it’s too much movement. Defensemen constantly standing around as if they don’t know where they’re supposed to be. A powerplay that is UTTERLY POWERLESS. Sheahan doesn’t add anything to this team. Nor Abby. Nor Ericsson, nor DDK. All of them have been garbage this year. Maybe they’ve been good in the past, I don’t give a shit. You cannot run a hockey team with players that don’t contribute. I don’t want to hear about intangibles.

I was thinking maybe Mrazek was good because it’s not his fault his own players are screening him and deflecting pucks behind his own net. Then he let’s this fucking bullshit in.

COME ON. ARE YOU SERIOUS? You stop that puck. That’s a fucking Busch league goal. But that’s only one goal that was your fault. At least you owned it in the post game interview. Maybe that should be the good. “Red Wings Player has Accountability for Shit Play”. THROW IT IN THE FREE PRESS.

I’m mad at everyone right not. The players. The Coach. And most of all…

The WTF?

WHAT IS WRONG WITH KEN HOLLAND.

Ken Holland doesn’t want to sell. Ken Holland won’t rebuild. WHAT IS HAPPENING? I refuse to believe he can be this blind after 25 seasons of making the post season. How can he fail to see the problems this team has. I am speechless. I have to think that he is getting told that he’s not allowed to do shit. That’s all I can suspect. Because otherwise, he might be one of the worst GMs in the league right now. And if we can’t fucking start this rebuild soon, because you need to accept that it’s where we are at, then we are going to have to watch this piss poor excuse for an on ice product for even longer simply because of “the streak”.

Next Game

January 31st against the Devils. Thank god we get a week off because I am fucking burnt out at this point.

Where’s my rum and coke?

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